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Melissa Seifert-Hyslop is a busy mom of two boys and one on the way who lives in Ontario, Canada. She is the creator behind all Malarkey Kids products. The award-winning mompreneur is dedicated to bringing safe, high-quality baby products to families everywhere.
Malarkey Kids FUNctional Products

Malarkey Kids Chew Cube - Turquoise
$18.95
The Malarkey Kids Chew Cube is the mom-created modern rattle and teether. It provides four-way sensory stimulation, including soft, textured teething edges for tender gums; large flexible holes to help baby with gripping skills plus a black and white patterned rattle with mirrors to provide stimulation for baby's ears and eyes.

Malarkey Kids Chew Cube - Purple
$18.95
The Malarkey Kids Chew Cube is the mom-created modern rattle and teether. It provides four-way sensory stimulation, including soft, textured teething edges for tender gums; large flexible holes to help baby with gripping skills plus a black and white patterned rattle with mirrors to provide stimulation for baby's ears and eyes.

Malarkey Kids Munch Mitt - Lilac Bloom
$15.95
The Munch Mitt is the original, mom-created teething mitten that babies love. A ‘handy’ solution for infants of all ages and sizes, the Munch Mitt provides relief from teething pain in a safe, easy-to-clean product that goes wherever they do. Suggested age range 3-7 months.

Malarkey Kids Munch Mitt - Sage Woods
$15.95
The Munch Mitt is the original, mom-created teething mitten that babies love. A ‘handy’ solution for infants of all ages and sizes, the Munch Mitt provides relief from teething pain in a safe, easy-to-clean product that goes wherever they do. Suggested age range 3-7 months.

Malarkey Kids Munch Mitt - Tropical
$15.95
The Munch Mitt is the original, mom-created teething mitten that babies love. A ‘handy’ solution for infants of all ages and sizes, the Munch Mitt provides relief from teething pain in a safe, easy-to-clean product that goes wherever they do. Suggested age range 3-7 months.

Malarkey Kids Munch Mitt - Constellation
$15.95
The Munch Mitt is the original, mom-created teething mitten that babies love. A ‘handy’ solution for infants of all ages and sizes, the Munch Mitt provides relief from teething pain in a safe, easy-to-clean product that goes wherever they do. Suggested age range 3-7 months.

Malarkey Kids Chew Cube - Yellow
$18.95
The Malarkey Kids Chew Cube is the mom-created modern rattle and teether. It provides four-way sensory stimulation, including soft, textured teething edges for tender gums; large flexible holes to help baby with gripping skills plus a black and white patterned rattle with mirrors to provide stimulation for baby's ears and eyes.

Malarkey Kids Munch Mitt - Stone Polar
$15.95
The Munch Mitt is the original, mom-created teething mitten that babies love. A ‘handy’ solution for infants of all ages and sizes, the Munch Mitt provides relief from teething pain in a safe, easy-to-clean product that goes wherever they do. Suggested age range 3-7 months.

Malarkey Kids Munch Mitt - Sail Away
$15.95
The Munch Mitt is the original, mom-created teething mitten that babies love. A ‘handy’ solution for infants of all ages and sizes, the Munch Mitt provides relief from teething pain in a safe, easy-to-clean product that goes wherever they do. Suggested age range 3-7 months.

Malarkey Kids Buddy Bib - Unicorn
$19.95
The removable and wearable plush sensory toy holds baby's pacifier (any with handle) or teether. Provides baby convenient access to their pacifier or teether, while having fun interacting with their soft, cuddly buddy. Soother/teether holding buddy can be removed and used separately from bib (affixed to stroller, car seat strap or wrist etc.). S...

Malarkey Kids Munch Mitt - Aqua Blue
$15.95
The Munch Mitt is the original, mom-created teething mitten that babies love. A ‘handy’ solution for infants of all ages and sizes, the Munch Mitt provides relief from teething pain in a safe, easy-to-clean product that goes wherever they do. Suggested age range 3-7 months.

Malarkey Kids Buddy Bib - Bunny
$19.95
The removable and wearable plush sensory toy holds baby's pacifier (any with handle) or teether. Provides baby convenient access to their pacifier or teether, while having fun interacting with their soft, cuddly buddy. Soother/teether holding buddy can be removed and used separately from bib (affixed to stroller, car seat strap or wrist etc.). S...

Malarkey Kids Buddy Bib - Brown Bear
$19.95
The removable and wearable plush sensory toy holds baby's pacifier (any with handle) or teether. Provides baby convenient access to their pacifier or teether, while having fun interacting with their soft, cuddly buddy. Soother/teether holding buddy can be removed and used separately from bib (affixed to stroller, car seat strap or wrist etc.). S...

Malarkey Kids Buddy Bib - Lion
$19.95
The removable and wearable plush sensory toy holds baby's pacifier (any with handle) or teether. Provides baby convenient access to their pacifier or teether, while having fun interacting with their soft, cuddly buddy. Soother/teether holding buddy can be removed and used separately from bib (affixed to stroller, car seat strap or wrist etc.). S...

Malarkey Kids Munch It Blanket - Sunshine
$18.95
The Munch-It Blanket is a convenient teether and cozy blanket for baby. Designed in fun, yet functional shapes to target baby's emerging front and eye teeth as well as early molars. The teether is made of soft, flexible, BPA-free, food-grade silicone. The soft, fabric blanket is for baby to snuggle and absorbs excess drool from chewing/teething.

Malarkey Kids Munch Mitt - Green Cactus
$15.95
The Munch Mitt is the original, mom-created teething mitten that babies love. A ‘handy’ solution for infants of all ages and sizes, the Munch Mitt provides relief from teething pain in a safe, easy-to-clean product that goes wherever they do. Suggested age range 3-7 months.

Malarkey Kids Buddy Bib - Water Otter
$19.95
The removable and wearable plush sensory toy holds baby's pacifier (any with handle) or teether. Provides baby convenient access to their pacifier or teether, while having fun interacting with their soft, cuddly buddy. Soother/teether holding buddy can be removed and used separately from bib (affixed to stroller, car seat strap or wrist etc.). S...

Malarkey Kids Buddy Bib - Majestic Moose
$19.95
The removable and wearable plush sensory toy holds baby's pacifier (any with handle) or teether. Provides baby convenient access to their pacifier or teether, while having fun interacting with their soft, cuddly buddy. Soother/teether holding buddy can be removed and used separately from bib (affixed to stroller, car seat strap or wrist etc.). S...

Malarkey Kids Munch It Blanket - Giraffe
$18.95
The Munch-It Blanket is a convenient teether and cozy blanket for baby. Designed in fun, yet functional shapes to target baby's emerging front and eye teeth as well as early molars. The teether is made of soft, flexible, BPA-free, food-grade silicone. The soft, fabric blanket is for baby to snuggle and absorbs excess drool from chewing/teething.

Malarkey Kids Buddy Bib - Pinky Penguin
$19.95
The removable and wearable plush sensory toy holds baby's pacifier (any with handle) or teether. Provides baby convenient access to their pacifier or teether, while having fun interacting with their soft, cuddly buddy. Soother/teether holding buddy can be removed and used separately from bib (affixed to stroller, car seat strap or wrist etc.). S...